Thursday, 19 December 2013

Better be ruthless or smart? (Humour)


The following is said to be an initiative test that has been used as part of the recruitment process by a well-known investment bank.

You are driving along in your two-seater car, on a cold, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and notice three people waiting for a ride home.
There in the queue is a very old lady, who's clearly seriously ill and needs to get to a hospital, an old friend who once saved your life, and the perfect partner you have spent many years dreaming about.
Knowing that you only have room for one passenger in your car, who do you decide to give a lift to? You could pick up the old lady and help save her life, select your old friend as he once saved yours, or choose that perfect partner you may never see again, unless you make an immediate move.


The smart answer is:
Give the car keys to your old friend, and get him or her to take the old lady to hospital. Then remain behind to be with the man or woman of your dreams. (This shows commonsense, compassion, and the fact that you are able to grasp opportunities as they arise)


The correct answer is:
Run over the old lady to put her out of her misery, obtain your perfect partner's address and telephone number, and drive off for a beer or glass of wine with your old friend'. (This shows that you are ruthless, well organised and are loyal to those who have supported you in the past - in essence, a perfect investment banker).


The wrong answer is to take the old lady to hospital, and leave your perfect partner in the hands of your old friend. (This shows that you are easily side-tracked from the main task at hand, fail to grasp opportunities as they arise, and allow rivals to get one up on you).


An alternative answer, provided by one of our readers, is to lend your car to your friend to take the old lady to hospital, get on the bus with your dream partner to ensure that she gets home safely and obtain her mobile phone number in the process. (This shows strategic thinking and compassion, and demonstrates that you are able to see a task through to completion).

Saturday, 7 December 2013

90million about relationship and health...

There are many blogs about investment banking - this one has interesting views on, for example, "Gaining and maintaining a relationship in investment banking" and "Investment Banking: How bad is it for your health?".

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

The "banker porn" reading list

For those interested in getting brainwashed by outdated stories and willing to believe they will live the dream... there is a decent reading list of "banker porn" here.

Sadly, the books by David Charters are missing.  They are amongst the very best, though, and closer to reality than it might appear at first sight.

Monday, 2 December 2013

BBC Sleepless in the City

The Report broadcast on BBC Radio 4 is very interesting... Sleepless in the City (MP3) came in the context of the death of Moritz Erhardt.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Joris Luyendijk's banking blog

Joris Luyendijk's banking blog has an amazing wealth of very unique interviews and thoughts, in particular in the Voices of finance section.  The comments in the forum are sometimes quite interesting, too.
Not all contributions are of equal quality of course and not everyone may agree to what interviewees say, but it is really worthwhile for everyone to read this stuff...